In celebration of the upcoming Absolutely Fabulous movie i thought i'd share with you 15 of my favourite quotes! I have been obsessed with AbFab for as long as i can remember, i know there's a lot of people jumping on the bandwagon recently but don't let them fool you...I got my eye on you...sweetie.
To say i'm like Patsy would be an understatement (minus the cocaine), her black soul and hilariously curated character are just errrrthannnnggg! Although, my ridiculousness and ability to turn everything into a fuss is definitely a nod to Eddy. Like the time i tried to hire flamingos for my Alice in Wonderland garden party. Ahhhh life.
AbFab Is Life Darling
Patsy: “One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard”.
Patsy: "Is it a hat?"
Eddy: "All my clothes have stretch marks darling!"
Patsy: ”Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.”
Patsy: "Whatever i choose is cool because i am cool"
Eddy: "There must be a moment about a week after death when those women achieve the figure they desire"
Eddy: "I'm going to be thin and i'm going to do thin things"
Eddy: “Sweetie what are you drinking?”
Patsy: “Oh this? Chanel No. 5.”
After Eddy’s arrested for stealing wine, Patsy says: “My name is Patsy Stone and I am an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.”
Patsy: "The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic"
Eddy: “We'll go on public transport, Pats."
Patsy: "Are you mad? I've got nothing to wear on public transport.”
Saffy: “I'm sorry, Mum, but I've never seen what you actually do”
Saffy: “Yes, but...”
Eddy: “PR! I PR things! People. Places. Concepts.”
Patsy: “The mood for the next edition: Sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prossie, lessie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex… Alex,with lovely shoes.”
Eddy "i wonder if Lacroix does kitchens"
Eddy: "They are trying to make out that Patsy is some kind of sex crazed, drunken high class prostitute!